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Poetic Injustice

To put current trends, the markets and our marcoeconomic orientation, into perspective, I offer the following short rhyme (yes, I know the haiku portion of below doesn’t rhyme):

 On Bonds:

Ben and Bill fought a battle up hill,
To fetch a drop of reflation.
Ben broke down ‘fore another round,
And its Gross who’ll be tumbling after.

-        With apologies to Mother Goose

On Commodities:

Oil, oil, toil and trouble;
QE caused markets to bubble.
A few more bonds and ZIRP no more;
Drive disinflation from the door!
[Cackling witch noises]

-         With apologies to both the Bard and the Scottish King

On Equities:

Markets try to make cats bounce,
Macro-fundamentals ignored,
Dead cat’s go splat.

 -        Market haiku

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